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Payton’s birthday month

June :) the whole month of June. (Birthday is in the 26th tho REMEMBER IT)
Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day
by Sadnap June 6, 2021
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Payton

The prettiest, sweetest, funniest girl you’ll meet. She can be a dick sometimes but you can never stay mad at her. You’ll learn to love her and once you do you’ll find it hard to stop.
love you payton❤️
by 1234567890 bakenator June 28, 2021
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Payton is that ONE guy who has a really Big Ass Dick, but never says anything about it ever. It's like his Deepest Darkest Secret EVER1!!1! Payton is shy, so the ONLY way he'll tell you about it, is if you pay him with Chocolate.
Random Person: Hey Payton! I heard you have a bigggggg secret

Payton: Oh Shit! WHO TOLD YOU??
by Foxxx_2000 June 29, 2021
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A poptard ginger that says they'll kill themselves but never go's through with it. Thinks that people are her friends but in reality they all hate her. Only attracts dwarf kids and spectrum kids.
God damn don't we all just hate that carrot top bitch payton.
by Yeahyeah6869 August 16, 2022
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A texas realtor who drives a Jeep, works out a lot and only eats vegan food.
by Las Colinas Suburbs August 25, 2022
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payton hornkohl

person 1: “man i miss when we had those payton hornkohls around”

perosn 2: “nah i wish we had those jasmine valentines
person 3:”nah yall r so wrong i wish we had those zoe crawleys”
by poopshole September 2, 2022
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payton

payton is a name
by duhweuifvhwuheutyeiurthruig April 27, 2022
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