Parker

parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly

parker just picked up jessica from third period. hes a player

by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021

Parker

Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.

Oh, Parker? You mean Starboy? Yeah he’s my 4th favorite friend and has good music taste.

by Parkjano November 21, 2021

Parker

The most generic white person you’ll ever meet that has a foot fetish.

God damn I fucking hate Parker

by Roving_boi November 21, 2021

Parker

Parker's are also girls sometimes!

"Wow, who is that girl?"
"Her name is Parker"

by ppc133 November 23, 2021

Parker

super sexy mf. Greatest madden player at west ashley high school. Future quarterback. loves black people

wow that guy must be parker the way he be slingin tds

by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021

Parker

Parker’s are always absolute chads

Random dude: “woah who’s that?He looks like a chad”
Other random dude: “yeah that’s Parker”

by Double Zero November 23, 2021

Parker

Dumb and total simp

Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women

by Boy72 November 24, 2021