Ye Ol' Punisher

When you shove an umbrella up a prisoners butthole and expand it until they find sexual pleasure.
They sentaced him to Ye Ol' Punisher
by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025
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Poor man's Punishment

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.
Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?

Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.

Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
by Egg with tail November 01, 2017
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hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015
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American Punishment

A punishment where one physically attacks or abuses someone to such a degree to the point where they are bleeding or have suffered multiple injuries, often serious. Sometimes accompanied by extreme insults revolving around being a shitty person
When I asked my girlfriend if I could give her abusive dad an American Punishment, she very enthusiastically said yes and that she’ll have sex with me 5 days a week if I did that.
by YuOfTheNight September 01, 2020
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taco punishment

When your taco (vagina) isn't quite as stuffed with meat (dick and/or color changing dildo) as it should be so you jam more in...even when the shell is about to burst.
Dude, every night is taco night, I never fail to deliver the punishment...that is taco punishment...
by Grunge_fuck_#1_A_nite_2_remmbr November 08, 2014
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Political punishment

When a Liberal does something STUPID! then gets what the Liberal deserves. heheh...
(Political punishment) Def: Liberal "Lets raise taxes 45% to support strip clubs" Any normal person AKA Conservative" No you crack head!, that's a terrible idea" Then conservative throws a rock at the liberals' nuts then pours 1,000,000 degree chicken noodle soup on the Liberal's face" That's you Political punishment
by Honky donkey22 November 25, 2021
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Level 5 Punishment

Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, “The Passion of the Christ”.
Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?
by Nwne November 04, 2018
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