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Puck eater

Someone who hoards the puck in ice hockey, wanting to shine solo but impeding group play. Someone whose individualism trumps the collective good.
She's such a puck eater, it's all about her, and now we're down 3 rankings in team sales for this month because she wouldn't share any of her leads.
by Montbeliard December 16, 2024
mugGet the Puck eatermug.

puck hoe

A girl who goes to all the boys hockey games and doesn't even play hockey. She also thinks she knows everything about hockey.
by Litty bitty January 30, 2017
mugGet the puck hoemug.

drop the puck

Dude, are you done in the bathroom? I ate so much Chinese food, bro, I’m about to drop the puck!!
by 420mason December 31, 2020
mugGet the drop the puckmug.

Narc Puck

Slang term for a urinal deodorizer puck especially if it involves putting one filled with piss in someones mouth
Tyler: Whats Up, Ya Little Bitch. Ya Tyler's Bitch.
Andy: Watch the Language, Tyler.
Tyler: Whatcha gonna do about, huh pussy, u gonna "'cwy" about it to ur mommy and daddy, u little fuckin' cwybaby?
Andy: Thats it, you little punk. Hand over the phone and computer.
Tyler: U think ur tough now, you little faggot, u think ur fuckin' tough now.
Andy: Hand me your phone and computer now. You smartass.
Tyler: Since when is a cwybaby my dad, I thought my dad was a tough, strong man. Hey, whats this? A Narc Puck? Ooh la la, its got piss all over it.
Andy: Get in the corner now, you little punk!
Tyler: Nope, put the narc puck in ur mouth, u little punk, put it in ur motherfuckin' mouth, faggot.
by Fortnite1500 November 12, 2019
mugGet the Narc Puckmug.
Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020
mugGet the What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?mug.

Fug-Puck

The horny girl fug-pucked the nerdy boy.
by Barrett 50Cal October 31, 2017
mugGet the Fug-Puckmug.

cinnamon puck

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"
"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"
by Hydris August 19, 2024
mugGet the cinnamon puckmug.

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