Premature transmission

It's when you hit send before you proofread your work.
Applies to texting, e-mail, instant messaging.
A premature transmission can ruin good intercourse (meaning dialogue - of course) between two (or more) parties.
by majikman December 09, 2010
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Premature Echoculation

when the inside of a brownie batter donut squirts out into your hand as you are taking a bite on the other side.
I bit into that brownie and it premature echoculation all over my hand
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premature echoculation

When chocolate squirts out of a donut as you are taking a bite onto your hand
That donut squirted premature echoculation all over my hands
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Premature Googleation

A person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation.
A. This problem is too fucking hard dude, I'm just going to google how to do it

B. and prematurely googleate? are you serious? at least take a stab at it man

A. yeah you're right, premature googleation would make me kind of.. impotent.
by mrfarenheit6969 July 11, 2011
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premature etextulation

When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.
I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.
by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009
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Premature Congratulator

Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)
Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!

Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!

by Siorse House December 23, 2005
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Premature Evacuation

Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.
We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)
by Dierks36 September 09, 2009
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