Mya Parker

Really annoying. Looks exactly like Lovely Peaches. Is in love with Paige. Her bestiieee is Talula Dawn. Likes to fuck Uber Drivers and old men. Owns an IPod 3. Eats her waz.

Mya Parker is a whore. I can’t believe Mya Parker is cheating on Paige with Talula!!!

by Donald Trumps Mistress December 19, 2019

Peter Parker

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”

by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019

william parker

lanky piece of poo

dont be a william parker

by notafruitydon February 10, 2020

neo parker

the 2nd whitest black man i know

neo parker like jon taylor

by rocco dauti October 30, 2021

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

To Parker down

A slang term to use your influence to pressure the local community to discount or give you something.

I’m going to parker down the local shop and see if they won’t charge me sales tax.

by Rs57 March 13, 2023

john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018