One Eyed Bandit

A type of live action gambling that can be undertaken in Thailand. First of all the gambler must select three Thai hookers and take them back to his room. The gambler then asks them to reveal their genitals, one by one. Like with a one armed bandit (English word for slot machine), the way to win is to get three cherries in a row. Any less than three cherries and you're BUST

"I wish they had some one armed bandit machines out here."

"We could just play one eyed bandit?"

"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"

"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

one eyed liver digger

the long piece of meat hanging between a mans legs

i revealed my one eyed liver digger an she gasped with delight mmmmmmm

by beasty boy January 26, 2006

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010

one eyed poker face

while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.

dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."

by JonSyn November 14, 2009

one eyed purple headed warrior of love

The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.

"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."

by mikey mcg August 14, 2006

one eyed pirate

when a guy kicks some broad in the shin then jizzes in her eye. After this event, the bitch will proceed to hop around on one leg with one eye closed and continuously scream arrrrr.

This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.

My boiiieee morgan one-eye-pirated some bitch he met at the mall.

by berk and blatt December 2, 2004

one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.

by Shaggy October 7, 2003