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loose as a dock

Is when your friend is such a slut she is called "loose as a dock" (a boating dock).
Schoolgirl 1: So how many guys have you slept with this week?
Schoolgirl 2: um... bout 15 ... I think.
Schoolgirl 1: But it's only Wednesday! You are as loose as a dock, bitch!
Schoolgirl 2: Fuck you!
by A concerned teacher December 25, 2007
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Loose wristed

Someone who flicks their wrists down at a 90° angle when speaking or being flamboyant. A slang term for “gay”
by Shark 9 October 11, 2021
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blown loose

ADJECTIVE
If something is blown loose it is in a state of disrepair, it is broken or in bad condition.

VERB
When you blow something loose, especially something pleasant, you do it.
Adjective

"The bearded man in the Avail shirt was blown loose and in a bad state of disrepair."

Verb
"The young man was excited to blow loose the veggie burger he just grabbed."
by Penguin Titz June 29, 2023
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Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city
"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"
by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017
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loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself
dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody
by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013
mugGet the loose donkeymug.

Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021
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Loose turkey

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!
by Lex looger December 20, 2019
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