corn-ballin

something/someone thats corny/lame

your jokes are corn-ballin

by t-rigger February 6, 2008

Carny Corns

A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny

When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.

by Fecal Jihad September 6, 2013

Corn Man

Corn Man - The Urban definition of one certain leader of the USSR who was obsessed with Corn and nearly led the State into starvation.

The Corn Man wasn't happy

by not boi March 29, 2021

corn schooner

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

corn boi

(n) a corn boi is a boi in need of corn.

(adj) someone who is afraid of beez

dang imma real corn boi right now

don’t act like such a corn boi

by corn boi February 23, 2019

Corned Beef

When a cock is covered in shit with chunks of corn in it after anal sex.

Damn, after I pulled out of her ass, my dick was corned beef"

by ratian April 23, 2014

trash corn

Some movie theaters allow one free refill on large popcorn. By fishing a bag out of the trash, you can get some for free (they give you a new bag that says "refill"). Popcorn acquired in this fashion is called trash corn.

Before the movie, me and Bob looked through several trash cans trying to find a bag so we could get trash corn. Alas, the garbage had just been taken out.

by Pwnerade November 20, 2007