Nag Noose

The emotional and/or psychological suffocation brought on by the constant nagging of someone close to you.

"I often daydream about intimacy with someone who doesn't have my nuts in a nag noose."

"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."

"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."

"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."

"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."

by StellaCotton January 2, 2009

Dick-Noosed

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.

Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.

by James Waternoose July 8, 2010

tying your own noose

Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.

20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.

"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.

The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.

"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."

by Bags Bradley January 29, 2018

nomosexual

An adherent to the born-again virgin movement.

After spending her teen years partying and sleeping around, Allison turned to the church and became a nomosexual - saving herself for marriage.

by Dr. Sed May 25, 2006

Novus

Newest IRC (Internet Relay Chat) network.

<andy> Did you hear? We're starting a new IRC Network. It's called NovusIRC. and can be found at irc.novusirc.net

by Jacnoc May 2, 2009

Noosha

A Noosha? , usually Showt , cute as fuck , fun to be with , innocent at first but rather the opposite when you get to know her , she'll have 0 self confidence and like a hundred insecurities and still get like 4 boys asking her out a month , With those looks she could have any boy (or girl) she wants. If you get to date/ be friends with such a person , do not ruin the friendship cause you will never get another one like her, Oh did i mention she's short and pretty as fuck?

She's so pretty , AND half the school crushes on her , she must be Noosha

by relliknaip November 28, 2021

The Noose

You have to have some seriously sagging balls to do this. Wrap your penis around the left side of the sagging balls, around the back, around to the right, to the front again and a little back to the left. Tuck your penis in between the side of your left leg and your balls. When someone looks at your package while you do this, the endstate will look like a noose around someone's head.

Instead of getting me with The Goat, I got got by The Noose.

by CassiusKarp June 23, 2010