single and ready to fingle

you're single, you're horny,and you're looking for some action.

(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")

tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"

by rastabro March 25, 2009

cat-like readiness

On edge, waiting for something while in an extreme state of anxiety and/or anticipation

She sat in the passenger seat, existing in a state of cat-like readiness, for her date to make his move

by Diana Stark April 18, 2005

Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours

Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!

by PV Person June 30, 2021

Are you ready for this shit ?!

Are you ready for this shit means some one is about to swing a kettlebell across campus.

* steps up to kettle bell *
“ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT ?! “

by Kettlebell2020 April 21, 2019

get ready to vomit

An expression in the class of throatcore used by a man during oral sex of a violent nature where the woman's head is no longer in motion, but is stationed by the man's hands as he gives sharp, deep pelvic thrusts into her mouth and throat regardless of whether or not she is able to adapt her throat to the depth of the thrusts and regardless of whether or not she is enjoying it. In a less aggressive scenario of this nature a woman might gag, but during fellatio of this caliber of violence she is apt to regurgitate entirely. Hence the man, upon sensing that moment, might commonly utter the expression "get ready to vomit."

"Yeah, bitch, get ready to vomit!"

by Joe from Brooklyn March 8, 2008

Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017

getting ready for work

gettin ready to get dirty

i be getting ready for work puttin on my rubber glove

by princessgurl April 23, 2008