Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010

Moobs

An abbreviated word for man boobs

Sometimes pronounced 'mewbs'

His moobs are quite soft

by JTmadd August 26, 2010

Moob

a Moob is a saggy funbag of an overweight man, the man genualy gets bullied for have breasts or gets told he has 'Chicken Boobs'

Man + Boob = Moob
Moob + OverweightMan = Bullied

wow, gibby did you see his moobs? they were like to mountians slapped across his breastly chest.

Lindsay walked up to gemma and said: hahaha, your such a man, look at those chicken boobs on you brufaa< chebs or what?

by the moob mister :D August 5, 2012

Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle September 19, 2012

MobyDickulous

Ridiculousness of epic proportions.

The bullshit that spews out of your mouth is MobyDickulous.

by Hoosker-doos March 3, 2015

Moobish

When you do one word per post or text while fondling or performing felatio.

Asshat "Hey"
Asshat "guys"
Asshat "what's"
Asshat "going"
Scott "PI'll the dick out your mouth and finish a thought, you moobish speaking mfer"

by Kong's used plug April 8, 2016

Moby's Dick

A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.

He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick

by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018