MOFONGO

MOFONGO (muh-FOHNG-oh)
1. -interjection - WTF, "What the fuck?!", expression of disbelief and disappointment
2. -noun - a dish that locals (esp. Puerto Ricans) rave about but the palette of from outside culture finds surprisingly difficult to appreciate.

They canceled your flight? Are you serious?! MOFONGO!

by DD (Double-Down) September 29, 2010

mofocookies

an oddly delicious cookie made out of any crap you can find

Bob: Mmmm these cookies are very good!
Joe: I made them out of mud
Bob: mofocookies.. >.>

by Frikker December 20, 2010

sexual mofo

A manly man with a huge cock that has enough testosterone to please a whale, over and over again....horny as a mother fucker

Ej, Eric, and Wyatt are all crazy sexual mofos with your mom

by Poppa Bear 69 May 3, 2014

The_DVD_Mofo

someone who sits at a LAN and does nothing but burn DVD's annoying everyone around him with his monotone voice.

Jeeezus Christ Andrew IS The_DVD_Mofo
he loves having sex wif his DVD burner

by Godfish September 26, 2004

don't let the mofos get you down

A contemporary version of the old expression, "don't let the bastards get you down," this version stands for "don't let the motherfuckers get you down." The mofos are generally anyone in authority or authority figures, whether bosses, family members, partners etc.

"I hate my job. The boss asked to clean the bathroom."
"He's a jerk. Don't let the mofos get you down."

by kingharvest November 5, 2009

five-minute mofo

person who leaves a five minute long message on your answering machine.

your mama is a five minute mofo ,everyday.

by ezekial420 January 28, 2005

mofongo

an incredibly putrid, brain-damaging, gut-wrenching fart following the ingestion of spicy tropical food. Preferably followed by a dutch oven.

Jim's mother sneezed and a mofongo slipped out

by lulupuertoricanprincess April 22, 2006