Mister cleaning

The act of peeing onto a poop stain in a toilet bowl with the hopes it will come off and not need to be scrubbed.

After he took a dump last night he tried to do some mister cleaning before his in-laws visited.

by Bfosem October 20, 2022

ur sister mister

ur sister mister- the ultimate comeback that can never be countered so you always win with.

jeff: ur grandpap a trap

dave: ur sister mister

everything dies the earth implodes and the big bang happens again

by ur mum gay lol May 16, 2018

mister brug

a dangerous brug who knows how to handle enemies and perform well in fights. he could also be able to extract tons of money from many people via cryptocurrency scams

Pierc: Yo don... watch out for mister brug.

Don: oh no! my entire bank account has been turned into etherium and drained from my wallet!

by Briugiugashiushliugie June 28, 2022

Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

by Kean Bean February 22, 2010

Mister-E-pluG

The individual performing the act of a Myster-E-pluG on there partner. Mr. E Plug

Roberts girlfriend referred to him as Mister-E-pluG (Mr. E. Plug) after she realized that he had pulled a Myster-E-pluG on her.

by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007

Mister Welshey

an absolute beauty, someone who tickles twine all day

you see that guy tickling twine, I think that's mister welshey

by shakekitchen January 31, 2024

Your sisters a mister

Worse than “ur granny tranny” or “ur brothers a mother”. Every time this is said, the victim will implode into a ball of guts then blast into a shower of blood.

Joe: “Your gay.”
John: “Don’t make me do it.”
Joe: “Do what, pussy?”
John: “You’ve taken it too far.”
John: “Your sisters a mister.”
Joe: *Implodes then blasts out covering the walls in a red layer of blood and guts*

by ThatGuy286437 May 15, 2018