Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
by Fake Valor March 18, 2022
Hidden in the corner of nemo, borderlands of iowa, and missouri lives a man; to some maybe a legend, local stallion and the "gangster of missouri"
by Lionheartgypsysoul August 02, 2024
The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.
Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.
by Weird Furry Fucker March 02, 2021
Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.
Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.
by Bigtappel22 April 07, 2018
Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.
by It's A Clown's World March 16, 2024
when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween
i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020
Carl: Stan just went to clever to clear his thots. Sure hope he is vaccinated!
Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
by Eatme2 May 16, 2020