The Missouri Moan

When you're having intercourse and you lean into your partners ear and screech like a TIE fighter engine.

Guy#1: I did The Missouri Moan on this hooker from Utah
Guy#2: Shi sounds hot as hell
Guy#1: She fucking died of a heart attack

by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

Steelville Missouri

We have a lot tourists we’re the floating capital of the U.S. and our school pretty cool

Chris:are you from steelville Missouri

Parker:yeah why?
Chris:your lady cardinals kicked our ass in basketball last week

by I’m from steelville Missouri May 24, 2022

Eagleville Missouri

If you desire a third world shit-hole experience, And have a little time on your hands, Then why not stop in to the shittiest place south of the iowa border. Eagleville is overran by inbred wannabe rednecks. In order to fit in in this town you gotta have one of them higher up last names that starts with a c or a g or a p. You will never again come across anybody more judgemental or up in everybody else's business and having the cops on speed dial like you will with the snitches of Eagleville. The previous sheriff of the county recently painted his wall red after he got caught stealing drugs and abusing power. The court system of the county is rigged and unjust. With all the crooked stuff going on in harrison county. One knows he is safe if he just avoids that shitty place called Methany..(bethany)

Tom paid someone to steal his truck for the insurance money to pay off the bank loan at the Eagleville Missouri bank.

by Luserfriendly March 6, 2023

Princeton, Missouri

The melting pot of Missouri. Residents are of all ethicisties. They are very good at drinking beer, smoking pot, and sports. Also, they shoot a lot of big deer. Will run into the occasional meth head, don’t be alarmed

Princeton, Missouri is the shit.

by Shitstain123456789 April 12, 2019

St. Joseph, Missouri

Shithole of Missouri, overran by tweakers and sluts that hoe themselves out for dope

Let's go to St. Joseph, Missouri to get some meth, we can get some there, St Joseph always has meth.

by Missourishithole July 25, 2018

conway missouri

A lol bitty ol town bout 15 minutes from the city of "wannabeagayboy" or as some call it lebanon missouri. Conway folks dont take shit and say grace at the table. Go to church on sundys and arent afraid of nothing. Especially all the redneck folks on the outskirts.

Conway Missouri is the most redneck f#"&ing town ive ever seen in my goddamn life

by #dipperdan November 29, 2018

springfield, missouri

The third largest city in Missouri; located in Greene country.

Brad Pitt is from springfield, missouri

by jimbob2000 February 26, 2011