Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

Millennial Spliff

When somebody simultaneously hits an e-cigarette and a dab pen

Damn bro is that a millennial spliff?

by bdan-313 September 24, 2019

Diet Millennial

Anyone born at the end of the 90's

A Diet Millennial will only be able to understand a quarter of your references.

by Zardeneta July 29, 2019

millennial grey

The common grey color walls a millennial likes in a house. Often looks like a starter home with white cabinets and matt black cabinet handles.

I noticed you painted your walls millennial grey.

by Kkyle08 December 6, 2024

Grandpa Millennial

Grandpa Millennial GM - a mature gentleman who excels in contemporary trends such as posting social media, growing facial hair, & hanging out with younger crowds who may be kids or grandkids (but not necessarily). Engages others for tips and tricks around smart phone use & computers from time to time and prefers uninvited guests to stay off his lawn.

That Grandpa Millennial (GM) can drop his cane and dodge traffic on a Bird scooter before you finish a tweet.

by SuJoSweet March 13, 2019

Millennial meatball

Millennial meatball is when you grab a handful of spaghetti, dunk it in crisco and shove it into your partners anus. At which point you eat that spaghetti and meatballs.

You won’t even millennial meatball Becky dude.

I was really hoping he would millennial meatball me, but the night without any parm.

by HADR June 12, 2019

Millennials' adulthood disappointment

When Millennials eventually find out that their version of adulthood looks drastically different than what was promised to them when they were young

After years of believing we'd be living in a world of flying cars and endless opportunities, the reality of student loans and renting forever hits hard—this is the true Millennials' adulthood disappointment.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025