by Anna Non Ymous December 28, 2017

A lone wolf protector of the people who stands on top of a plinth in the middle of the night, watching over the city and looking out for wrongdoers and renegades. Once they have seen something, they have a direct line to all superheroes and, before long, the night is safe again, all because of the midnight watchman.
The streets weren't safe at night, but thanks to the midnight watchman, our superhero friends came to the rescue.
by freewheelinjo December 2, 2018

Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.
by Mills&Boon June 8, 2021

Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.
by mojometal February 27, 2015

Had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. I then faced a midnight crisis when I looked at my grades
by proprocrastinator April 17, 2014

1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.
2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.
2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.
Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.
by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011

Midnight Ridazz is a bicycle organization based in Los Angeles California. Most of the rides take place at night and consist of anywhere from 2 people to 2,000 people or more. We ride around the city seeing like never before while making new friends and chilling with old ones. Some rides are super slow and others are extremely fast.
There are tons of different rides in Midnight Ridazz. Taco Tuesdays, FMLY Ride, C.R.A.N.K M.O.B, The West Side Mosey, Critical Mass, Night Owl and so many others.
There are tons of different rides in Midnight Ridazz. Taco Tuesdays, FMLY Ride, C.R.A.N.K M.O.B, The West Side Mosey, Critical Mass, Night Owl and so many others.
by That one bicycle rider August 22, 2011
