Midnight Syndrome

(n.) A feeling of loneliness or depression, typically happening around midnight.

I couldn't sleep last night, Midnight Syndrome kept me up.

by Anna Non Ymous December 28, 2017

Midnight Watchman

A lone wolf protector of the people who stands on top of a plinth in the middle of the night, watching over the city and looking out for wrongdoers and renegades. Once they have seen something, they have a direct line to all superheroes and, before long, the night is safe again, all because of the midnight watchman.

The streets weren't safe at night, but thanks to the midnight watchman, our superhero friends came to the rescue.

by freewheelinjo December 2, 2018

Midnight Kebab

Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.

Tony : Did you get lucky last night?

Freddie : No I had to nut inside Donna's Midnight Kebab again

by Mills&Boon June 8, 2021

Midnight Rambler

Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.

I tried to explain the reasoning behind gun control but he's a midnight rambler.

by mojometal February 27, 2015

midnight crisis

when it's midnight and you realise you should start hauling ass to finish your homework

Had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. I then faced a midnight crisis when I looked at my grades

by proprocrastinator April 17, 2014

Snickers at Midnight

1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.

2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.

Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.

by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011

Midnight Ridazz

Midnight Ridazz is a bicycle organization based in Los Angeles California. Most of the rides take place at night and consist of anywhere from 2 people to 2,000 people or more. We ride around the city seeing like never before while making new friends and chilling with old ones. Some rides are super slow and others are extremely fast.

There are tons of different rides in Midnight Ridazz. Taco Tuesdays, FMLY Ride, C.R.A.N.K M.O.B, The West Side Mosey, Critical Mass, Night Owl and so many others.

Midnight Ridazz #90 was amazing!

by That one bicycle rider August 22, 2011