Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

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100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!

*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*

by 420Valkry May 17, 2018

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hairy fun meter

When the life of the party starts to unbutton his shirt from the top due to his or her hotness, this exposing the hairy parts that are normally covered. The gauge of fun that the party is currently at.

Dude, this party rocks! Mike’s hairy fun meter is pegged at 11! I can see his pubes!

by Mikey311sd January 27, 2018

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health meter

A brand that makes scales

I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.

by mymothersmysister May 27, 2018

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Giga-meter

An upgraded version of the P.K.E. meter , is a prop. used in the movie ghostbusters 2 .

The Giga-meter varies in the fact that it calculates Gigaelectron Volts instead of Parakinetic Energy .

The prop. itself can be seen ( modified ) in one of the star trek movie and also in the They live movie .

the Giga-meter is a complement used in conjuction with the P.K.E. meter .

by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010

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