100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!

*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*

by 420Valkry May 17, 2018

square meters

a howmanyever meter long line squared makes a square meter.

That carpet justin bought a few days ago was like...

3 square meters.

by some random ass kid January 17, 2022

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

measure meter

meter.

"two measure meters"

by hydorus shui October 3, 2023

hairy fun meter

When the life of the party starts to unbutton his shirt from the top due to his or her hotness, this exposing the hairy parts that are normally covered. The gauge of fun that the party is currently at.

Dude, this party rocks! Mike’s hairy fun meter is pegged at 11! I can see his pubes!

by Mikey311sd January 27, 2018

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give from a scale of 1-10

Somebody who I hated wants to talk to me, so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter to him. I gave him a 0 amount of fucks to give

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

Fuck-O-meter

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event

The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz

by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020