100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!
*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*
by 420Valkry March 29, 2018
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Giggle-meter

The amount that you laugh, measured on a meter
Yooo Jaxon, that joke you just told made my giggle-meter rise!!!
by Bigdaddywindowseller May 13, 2025
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Meter Maid

A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing
by fghdfgfgfgfgfg April 18, 2023
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unit meter

meter. (British: unit metre)
"Two unit meters can be enough."
by hydorus shui October 01, 2023
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Peter meter

Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.
I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.
by Dingles01 July 01, 2024
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Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.
I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.
by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022
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square meters

a howmanyever meter long line squared makes a square meter.
That carpet justin bought a few days ago was like...

3 square meters.
by some random ass kid January 18, 2022
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