fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.

I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.

by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021

Dig Meter

A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).

Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.

by Beesey Churger December 30, 2024

100 Meter Dash

When a person quick-adds nearly or exactly 100 men/women as a last resort to find emotional/romantic comfort.

"I run this 100 Meter Dash and nothing comes up: I'm retiring relationships."

by Midas Terigold January 10, 2026

Peter meter

Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.

I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.

by Dingles01 July 1, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Giggle-meter

The amount that you laugh, measured on a meter

Yooo Jaxon, that joke you just told made my giggle-meter rise!!!

by Bigdaddywindowseller May 13, 2025

Meter Maid

A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing

Fucking cunt get a real job, fucking meter maid

by fghdfgfgfgfgfg April 18, 2023