Max

That one guy that gets played by some girl called Daniella twice.

Achilles: bro Max aren’t you with Daniella again?

Max: no bro she Left me for Emiliano

by thatgayoompaloompa November 3, 2019

Max

A kind loving person, who never fails to impress. He is a very attractive person.He’s friends with all the girls but never really had a girlfriend, they just don’t like him like that. Max’s are normally great at basketball and baseball. Normally point guards and catchers. Max may not be the smartest on the streets but he is a straight mathematition. He’s just Max you either love him or you hate him.

Person 1: Who’s that very attractive guy that is also playing basketball.
Person 2: oh that’s max he is awesome

by Jackson a simp March 11, 2021

Max

A scaredy cat.

"Hey, scaredy cat Max."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Max

Max is hiliarous and has a joke for everything, he doesn't care about his teachers and he is secretly smart as fuck, he probably does better 90s than you and doesn't play console 😤

"Omg is that ninja? Nah that's just max"

by -voidz August 7, 2019

Max

Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.

Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.

by Wacky MONK March 6, 2020

Max

A kid who hit puberty in 3rd grade

Max is really manly

by CarrotConductor3 November 9, 2020

Max

A dudes who likes a girl who always starts with the letter “D” and he likes to masturbate everyday and he enjoys to make jokes and bully people but deep down he’s really nice with a big cock

“Wow you see Max? He probably has a big cock...

by Whatifididnotaskbuddy August 2, 2020