eva margét

eva margét is icelandic girl witch is the weirdest girl you will ever meet but she is very nice and kind, but one thing she can fart whenever she wants to. Thats her secret talent.! She is so pretty and really good friend shes also really funny the funniest in the friend group, and cute. In school she sometimes sleeps and she hates math and danish, she really doesnt fucking care about school. Eva margét loves boys, but she is always breaking up with them.

Omg eva margét she is so weird

by siggi boss October 14, 2020

International Maritime Law

Section 1 in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone, it is not considered cheating.

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz September 30, 2021

International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone will not be considered as cheating

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz September 30, 2021

International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone is not considered as cheating

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz September 30, 2021

Linn marita

linn marita is a magical creature that lives in the forests of southern norway. known for its beautiful appearance and stubbornness. she tends to lure stupid men home with her, and they are never seen again

B**** dont be a Linn Marita

Wow your body is so hot, you must be Linn Marita

by Kølla November 30, 2021

dirty maritimer

When someone inserts their finger into a person's rectum, then places the same finger in that person's mouth and "fish hooks" them.

I got a Dirty Maritimer once. Left a bad taste in my mouth.

by Uncle Jürgen October 24, 2022

blaine and maritza

A Blaine and a Maritza have each others back 24'7 no matter wat the are the perfect match they both are kinda short they both are sexya Maritza is a person that loves to get in love with u and want ever part of your body to her self a Blaine is a very protective guy that will stop at nothing till he get wat he want he love and cares for a Maritza they are perfect for each other

Fred: did you see that movie last night of that guy and girl

Gred:yeah it was like a Blaine and Maritza

by Jeffready May 17, 2018