March 2nd

“Get me out of here” day

Me: Dude did you know that “get me out of here” day is next week?!
You: Do you mean March 2nd?
Me: Duh

by Duh_itz_blah November 10, 2019

March 2nd

On March 2nd YOU have to hold ur crush’s hand. This day is amazing for single people who want to hold someone’s hand!

Person 1:hey
Person 2:hi
Person 1: It is march 2nd
Person 2: I get to hold my crush’s hand!

by Maybe_a_tiktoker February 28, 2020

march 24

national leave a poop stain on the sam's club floor day

person 1: *at sams club* omg there's a poop stain on the floor

person 2: the person who did that must've been born on march 24

by jon the manly man November 6, 2019

March 22 2020

the day Roblox shut down (rumor)

‘Because of the population, the Roblox servers will shut down on March 22, 2020. It was a fun time, but we make less money now and we can’t hold the servers. We don’t have the money to keep them up.’

Roblox is not gonna shut down on March 22 2020(hopefully).

by anonymous March 17, 2020

March 29th

national cunt punch a thottie day...especially if its her birthday

March 29th is my favorite day. I get to hit a bitch

by urwelcomeliz October 15, 2019

March 20th

You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I

Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

March 28

sex day your girl friend had to put a long thingy idk what its called in your dick so you wont cum and she has to tease you

hey sister!!
heyy its march 28

by sexdays March 26, 2021