A finished club who couldn't even make it to the Champions League and one that loses to Wi-Fi passwords in the Europa League. They have players such as, Pistiano Penaldo, Bruno Penandes, Jadon Bencho, Donny Van De Bench, Erik Tenth Place Hag and the Harry Maguire. They have millions of fans that they disappoint year after year worldwide, yet somehow the fans still spend billions on merchandise, giving the club more money to waste on players that don't perform. Their fans are also deluded all the time
Man 1: You go for Manchester Poonited?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
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Get the Manchester mug.The most successful team in the United Kingdom. They have millions of fans worldwide with fanclubs based in Laos, Thailand, China, England and Japan, to name a few. Many of their fans experience arrogance, delusions of grandeur and expectations of constant success. Founded in 1878,they were originally known as Newton Heath LYR F. C and were formed by workers on the tough Mancunian railway line. They are now widely regarded by many to be the best club of all time with 20 league titles(7 English Top Division, 13 Premier League) 2 English Second Division titles, 3 European Cups, 1 UEFA Cup, 12 FA Cup titles, 5 Football League Cups, 21 FA Community Shields, 1 European Cup Winners Cup, 1 European Super Cup, 1 Intercontinental Cup and 1 Fifa Club World Cup. Their 1998/99 season in which they completed a treble, which consists of a Premier League title, an FA Cup and a Champions League all in one season, made them the first British and as of writing, only British team to do it. They have strong rivalries with bitter rivals Manchester City and historic rivals Liverpool, the 4th biggest team of all time, Leeds United and Arsenal.
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One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭
Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around
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