MANCHESTER UNITED FAN

Those people support the club "Manchester United Football Club.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.

Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.

Yeah, I'm a manchester united fan
-Oh so you're a retard?

by Skandarthegreat September 30, 2023

Manchester United

A team that has qualified for the UEFA Europa league

Manchester United has been in 6th since Ole was at the wheel

by Paul Pogba is going to Madrid May 11, 2019

Manchester United

Manchester United

Manchester United are shite

by Johnnyal June 18, 2022

Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022

Manchester United

World's shittiest team that are 20th in the Premier League

We all hate Manchester United!

by MORONBORIS August 21, 2022

Manchester United

An English football club that plays in the English Premier League. They were once the best team in England and also once one of the best teams in Europe. Nowadays they are a shadow of its former shelf and an absolute laughing stock due to the club being run more as a business by the Glazers rather than a football club.

Manchester United may take decades to rise as an elite team again.

by Narrow Lines June 18, 2022

Manchester United

The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.

The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.

by anonymous June 11, 2023