lindstrom minnesota

The town on the border of MN and WI with a bunch of lakes around it. There's like 3000 people there.

Hi, I live in Lindstrom Minnesota.

by Replaayz February 13, 2017

minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache

That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.

by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014

Minnesota Icicle

The act of locating a large icicle, and using it as a dildo while having a collection jar to catch the melting water. After the jar is full, you drink the water or use it as lubricant.

I just Minnesota icicled with my girlfriend and drank some of the water when I got thirsty

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

University of Minnesota

a place where lame bitchez go to school

"oh Im a lame bitch"
"Where do you go to school"
"the University of minnesota duh"

by jayt4343 April 05, 2016

Minnesota Popsicle

When a girl takes a shit, freezes it and then masturbates with it.

Also when a guy takes a shit, freezes it and fucks a girl with it.

Jessica, you know I'm in to scat, right? Well yesterday I had a Minnesota Popsicle.

by freeze ez February 21, 2010

Minnesota Icy Hot

An act first performed by the Mdewakanton Sioux of Prior Lake, Minnesota, it is a complicated and highly dangerous sexual act/exotic dance ritual/rite of passage for young Native American men once they turn 18. First, the person coats their testicles in a flammable petroleum jelly. Then the tribal elder lights a torch and brings the torch to the coated testicles and lights it. Then the young man must find and wrangle a moose and ride it into a frozen lake. Once the fire is out he must perform a highly erotic and complicated dance, which involves going up to a young woman and hitting her with his scrotum Once this is complete, he becomes a man.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Charlie Moose Horn? He was performing his Minnesota Icy Hot and he accidentally died!
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...

by xXxXXxxSharryIsHotXxXxx May 23, 2016

minnesota log

When an individual defecates and proceeds to freeze the foreign body after which the item is inserted into the body in order to simulate penetrative sex

She loved the feel of the minnesota log inside of her

by lmkcdsahil\aehysp; March 20, 2007