mani&mj

mj is my bestie boo and i love him sooooooo sooooooo soooo much even though he gets on my nerves and is my biggest hater i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. He loves to dr me but he always listens to all of my bs stories knowing i talk way too much and never complains. Mj is my number 1 favorite person to talk too and i feel like i can talk to him about any and everything. too my bestie boo you will forever not be able too beat me and i’m still older then you so stop calling me a youngin. anyway i love you bestie

who’s better then mani&mj ?

by mani&mj July 20, 2023

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how many people died?

what you ask when you realize that sonars gone?

whats trudeau doing

nitrated weed?

how did my marijuana go missing, how many people died?

by Cody5050 January 14, 2021

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Too many wardens, not enough fires

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'

Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires

by BPuddin June 19, 2021

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A Mani

(singular) A Mani is a friend who is worth more than being a friend. They can be of any gender, age, and sexual orientation, but, mainly, a male. If you ever encounter one, you may stay friends for a while, but beware. some will fall for them. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU ALLOW ANOTHER WOMAN OR MAN TAKE YOUR MANI.

(plural) A ground of 3 or more Mani's is called a Band, for they will form a music group... and then argue on whoever gets to use the piano first. One Mani is okay, but a group of manis can make his value less, which is already quite high.

"dude, i just hit on a Mani, i hope he takes the hint"

"fuck, i'm surrounded by a Band, when will the earrape fucking end???"

by vglntee November 26, 2021

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