Lincoln

Luxury division of Ford , named after Abraham Lincoln
The company was founded in 1917 by Henry M. Leland
Purchased by Ford Motor Company in 1922

Jeff said "Don't get in that limo unless it a Lincoln"

by buddylee68 November 16, 2006

Linchi

Linchi is a name used by people in Devon, uk. This word is used for those skinny unattractive men that always hook up with the younger girls.
you commonly hear it used by people in school or college

Dude 1: that guy is such a linchi
Dude 2: yeah, she's only 14

Tom: yeah my ex pulled a linchi (meaning ran off with an older guy thats not very attractive).
oliver: Damn, you alright?

by Yo toe April 6, 2009

Lincoln Tunnel

When a man gets inside his partner and stays there for 30-60 minutes (depending on the time of day), not moving more than an inch or so the entire time.

Man, the Lincoln Tunnel was brutal today. I didn't think he was ever going to get out of there!

by Jane B August 2, 2012

Abe Linco-Tron 3000

The robotic form of Abe Lincoln that will come from the past to destroy the future.

Noooo! Abe Linco-Tron 3000 is here! Use the children as shields! Nooooo he has my fac-....,(end of transmission)

by word ninja May 23, 2009

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

Abraham Lincoln's Beard

The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.

Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).

Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."

by M_E_A_T September 10, 2008

The Abraham Lincoln

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.

My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.

by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015