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Legal Precedent

Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.
Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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Legally incompetent

Yeah... See? Shouldn't be fucking.
Hym "Yeah, the legally incompetent should NOT be fucking is my whole thing so that ain't on me."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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legal death

Known as signing a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of your safety.

Example:

A helicopter company with defect vehicles making pilots sign a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of their lives.
"In the industry I'm in, we call that type of deal a legal death"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Ben Dawson legal

I hope we get away with robbing that bank. Don't worry we'll say it's Ben Dawson legal.
by Ben zo January 12, 2023
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Street Legal Racing: Redline

The Most Pragmatic Racing game of all time, a very old racing game from 2003 that crashes just as much as You will. This game has no handouts, and if you crash EVER, YOU will have to repair it for full cost, so you should learn how to drive, You should also prepare to build a fully modeled engine from scratch.
Person 1: Street Legal Racing: Redline just crashed again!
Person 2: It does that, it's over two decades old.
Person 1: Can't argue with that.
by toygar August 14, 2023
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legal gymnastics

When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.

It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.

Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.

Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.

Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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legalized slavery

Working for a company that pays you near or exactly at minimum wage.
There is too much legalized slavery in this country.
by LouisAWP June 8, 2022
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