Fijian Lava Lamp

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.

LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.

by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from their cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham forest.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

by Arty Queen December 11, 2006

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from his cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

by Dwarfed mongrel November 10, 2008

Benny Lava

Benny Lava is the newest indian sensation created by Buffalax.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

My Loony Bun is fine Benny Lava.
Minor engine made Benny Lava
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava

by Andrew_s July 20, 2008

Sweaty Lava

The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman. From the show The Detour.

"I searched the web and found the following for sweaty lava..."

by A.Warm May 30, 2016

The Ground is Lava!

Fun game which begins once someone screams "The ground is lava!!" at the most random time. Everyone else must jump up onto something and avoid the ground or they "die". Best played in classrooms when everyone is quiet, the teacher's face will usually be priceless.

(Class is quiet during test)
Tom: The ground is lava!!!!!!
(Everyone jumps onto of desks)

by NRHS April 28, 2010

ass lava

1) The variety of diarrhea one has after the consumption of VERY spicy foods. 2)The end result of eating hot wings with sauce hot enough to burn a hole into the table.

"Matt jumps into someones yard and just lays out some hot ass lava all over their lawn while screaming MORE NAPKINS MORE NAPKINS!"

by Stangman68 June 23, 2006