angry ketchup

Ketchup thrown on your cheeseburger irately. This is done by angry fast food employees who are pissed that you ordered a double cheeseburger with ketchup only, so they have to make a fresh burger just for you.

Aw, man, I got angry ketchup again on my burger...

by museick July 20, 2008

Ketchupize

to make a potentially bad food good by way of ketchup

This is so lame, I had to ketchupize it just to finish it.

by Doc_Bee_UU April 28, 2009

Ketchupcano

When there is too much ketchup in those little paper cups so when you dip anything larger than a french fry the ketchup erupts over the edge onto the table.

Fred tried to dip his burger into the little cup and caused a ketchupcano over the table.

by NilesDevin February 10, 2010

Ketchupified

When you drown someone in ketchup or attack them with it.
Or Ketchupifision as in a battle of ketchup.

Pronounciation: Ke-chuh-pi-fah-ee-d

You just got ketchupified!

by Tomano August 10, 2010

Ketchup Cook

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.

Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.

Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.

by Murrey from Michigan December 18, 2010

Ketchuptio

The delicious coupling of Ketchup and Tapatio Hot Sauce

Dude you said there would be Ketchuptio at this party, did you just cuauhtemock me?

by Mizzlenike April 8, 2012

Ketchup Roulette

A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.

"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."

by DopeManDog July 31, 2016