Juan ValDEEZ

Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.

"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you ever Juan ValDEEZ her!

by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011

juan kerr

a humerous name for a spanish wanker.
say it quickly. juan kerr. juankerr. wanker.

geddit?

that spanish waiter hovering around your teenage daughter is acting like such a juan kerr

by get orff moi laaaand April 13, 2006

Dong Juan

Seducer of young, vulnerable women.

That guy is such a dong juan. It makes me sick.

by tsfk April 12, 2008

Real Juan

A large volume, explosive dump; specifically after eating Mexican food.

Oh! I just dropped a real juan, boyyyyyy.

by Peter Dunbar July 21, 2014

Don Juan

a man who is attractive to and successful with many woman (From the reputation of a Spanish Nobleman Portrayed in a Brittish Poem)

This Guy was apparently a total Don Juan because every girl who spoke to him automatically tried to ask him out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 19, 2009

juan│#5669

Juan, also known as honeymoan is a musical artist. 3 debut albums as of right now. Dont let his success fool you cuz hes a two faced BITCH! 🤭🤭

juan│#5669 is like bitch, use it like ugh tjat girl is such a juan│#5669

by Lanacord’s best membe (brooke) March 11, 2022

Juan Cena

Donald Trump's rival in the ring.

His name is... JUAN CENA! (Insert mariachi here)

by iiRazor June 8, 2016