Jonny

A tall, scrawny bitch.

You look like such a Jonny

by PickleJuice678 March 20, 2019

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Jonny

Slang for rubber used in sexual intercourse, also called a condom.

“If I beat it I ain’t wearing a Jonny” - Mozart or smth

by PengtingcalledLiz November 23, 2021

Jonni

a Shy and a quiet male but hes strong as a mountain.

You see that guy armwrestling over there it must be a Jonni

by Miner115 November 11, 2022

jonny bluntz

A Jonny Bluntz is indescribable . It isnt just a name ... Its a lifestyle. I mean who can wear all white swaggy clothing and full of gold but still get no pussy?

Wow I really like your swag.. Did you copy Jonny Bluntz?

by lowkeyrossetto July 7, 2016

Jonny Pryde

Typically a fuckboy who works at Texas Roadhouse and is known for fighting all his friends and not paying off bets. No one wants to be a jonny pryde

Tony - "hey danny wanna bet $5 on game"

Danny - "yeah as long as you aren't a jonny pryde about it"

by Outback Steakhouse January 31, 2018

top jonny bananna

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.

He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.

by Matt 852md July 8, 2018