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Very obsessive over his girlfriends once they leave him. Complete asshole. Lazy and hates working. Never cleans up after himself. Crazy in their head. Great in bed.
by ProjectToxic May 22, 2016
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Jason, commonly known as Jason is a white gayass American boy who snorts memes for a living. He can be found eating out of trash cans not because hes poor but because hes fucking Jason.
Person: Hey Jason
Jason: Heyy rawr xD
Person: *shoots self*
by SushiSeagull February 12, 2018
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Jason is a notorious pedo who likes to rape little kids in a van and take them to the basement to torture with his small and wide chode. He drives a white van around then lures kids into the van. He is also autistic and gay af.
DID YOU HEAR JASON FUCKED HIS TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
REALLY?
YEAH AND THEN SHE DIED SO F
This is just a joke pls don't hate
by Creme le penis December 17, 2019
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Jason loves Taylorrrr
by hoolagirl June 26, 2010
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by KillemallK540 July 5, 2017
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I murderer in which uses wood chips to kill people
Jason stabbed with a woodchip
by UnkyirishDefault November 28, 2018
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You may think Jason is charming and handsome, but you’re wrong! Jason is an asshole. A total psychopath. He is a mysterious guy but not in a good way. They tend to cheat on their partners. They are mentally and physically abusive. Often put up a front whether it’s “strong” or “intelligent.” Will ruin your family and/or friendships. Over dramatic. His way or the highway! Breaks the rules/laws to get his way. Unliked by all and knows it. Also secretly gay.
Jason is a prick.
by BigSexy_Bunny October 16, 2018
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