Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014

chore juggling

When your (ch)ild is present, in another room or the car, you are engage in sexual activity with a wh(ore) and have to juggle the activities.

I have custody this weekend, but Saturday I plan to go chore juggling at my house.

by Thrawn18 January 10, 2015

Mouth Juggling

The act of one using their tongue to "juggle" testicles that are in their mouths.

"Dude, Sarah gives awesome head, you should've seen her mouth juggling skills!"

by Sarpa May 25, 2016

turkey jiggling

when a guy literally swings his testicles around

i turkey jiggled last night my watching lesbian massage porn, it was great you know turkey jiggling

by captainstabbin123 November 26, 2016

Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.

"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."

by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017