pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...

“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”

by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021

kerney-Itis

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone

Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis

by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023

Methwillie-itis

Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines

Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.

by Lube Mobil wcty May 7, 2022

itis

when used as a noun, and not a suffix, denotes that anxious feeling of waiting for something to be done

"Neighdeene gettin' the itis waitin' for her shift at Taco Bell to end!"

by George Leo August 15, 2022

Scare-ity

Scare-ity – Same meaning as fear. Being scared of something, to have a phobia.

Example1: Spiders are one of my scare-ities.

Example2: Scare-ity is a word made up by a drunk man named Larry that can’t think of the word fear or phobia.

by Latina_Lorie August 20, 2009

disneyhighschoolgirl-itis

An illness that disney created.

OMG Britney has disneyhighschoolgirl-itis

by Micheal Jackson (hehee) March 23, 2022

squat-itis

A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.

Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.

by I'm Brian April 12, 2011