Instagram

A complete waste of time in which people share their personal buisness with strangers. It is commonly used by people ages 11- 35

I posted my cat photo on instagram.

by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020

Instagram

The New Porn Website

I'm going to nut to Instagram

by Jill Hudson 1273 June 3, 2020

Instagram Politician

Someone who posts or shares political posts on Instagram, often fake, wrong or out of context thinking they know the solutions to the worlds problems

Person 1: You see Lucy's post about Trump
Person 2: She's such a instagram politician. She isn't even American.

by HelpMelton October 13, 2020

Instagram

A social media platform that’s basically Facebook for teenagers and makeup artist

Sophie had just taken a photo of her Burger King meal and she decided to post it to Instagram.

by Sevendaysofrye March 31, 2021

Instagram Daddy

1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram

Who needs an Instagram boyfriend to take photos when an Instagram Daddy brings a camera crew?

by Chuberto September 20, 2021

Instagram user @prxttypuca

Someone that’s so fucking gay for gingers it’s insane they also run over literal kids with gokarts for fun

“Oh! You know that one user that’s in love with gingers?”, “Yeah!!! Instagram user @prxttypuca! Didn’t she get eaten recently?”

by Magical Fucking Dinosaur October 29, 2021

Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021