Vagina week

When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.

You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
Hey Al, how's it going?

Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.

Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
by Lifeeggs February 04, 2020
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Tech week

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week
Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week
by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019
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Zard week

by Iamzard July 18, 2021
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Internet week

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work
I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.
by ontobetterthings February 06, 2010
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Roman Week

When one has sex with their partner for 72 continuous hours, taking breaks only to drink wine and/or smoke weed
John: Hey I haven't seen Caleb in a few days, know where he is?
Jack: Yeah last I heard he and his girlfriend were having a Roman Week
by Centurion_Code May 12, 2016
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Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.
On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!
by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021
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Dare Week

A full week of pure fuckery. Usually done the week before a party, a group of friends must come up with a new dare every day of the week for each individual. If the person declines the dare or fails, the group decides on a punishment.
Bro, let’s do a dare week before the party this Friday.
by Kegsmasher69 January 16, 2019
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