inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.

I have a bad case of the inverted pube.

by steph jenna August 17, 2009

inverted swede

The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.

Erikson I want to look more feminine.

Then do the inverted Swede.

by vageniusII September 25, 2009

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Invertiberk

Doing the berney and the jerk while your feet are inverted.

Craig is beast at the invertiberk.

by wtwtawteyeyr June 6, 2011

Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.

The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.

by liboface October 31, 2011

inverted necromountain

Most grim and frostbitten landscape on Earth! Favourite vacation spot of the Necrowizard. Serious evil-doing known to take place there.

Located within the frozen uplands of Necrodeathmortum (upper upstate northern Norway), the inverted necromountain features several ski resorts where inverted moongoats are lusftully worshipped while skiing down (or up -it's inverted).

The only grim and frostbitten gay bar on earth was open somewhere within the necromountain, but its exact location is still unknow. The bar is allegedly managed by members of the band Immortal.

Country Roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West inverted necromountain
Take me home, country roads

by mortino December 12, 2012