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existence

a curse placed upon everyone and everything to ever be
"existence sucks ass"
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worst setter in existence

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Existence

Person 1-"I don't like existence"
Person 2-"Yeah, same it sucks
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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A group of words, created by William Shakespeare, to make it as easy to communicate to others.

Though I do want to make other parts of Watermelon Sugar blue, so here's the definition to many.
Jon: hey dude! can you tell me something deep about words?
Bear Grylls: Words that we use are common at all times. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Jon: damn thats deep.
by AntiSurround August 9, 2021
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