Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.

“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

“Oh you probably suck.”

by Drugs and hookers March 08, 2021

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 11, 2017

illinoied

People in Illinois being annoyed.

Bro I'm so Illinoied.

by HappyCreation October 11, 2022

The Illinois Incident

we don't talk about it

The Illinois Incident shouldn't be talked about ;)

by whatdahael February 07, 2023

Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.

I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!

by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024

Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.

I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!

by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024

Rockford, Illinois

Crime-infested city in Illinois that has become a huge dump of shit nowadays.

Rockford, Illinois: Screw City is a fitting name

by cyberpowerjoonee October 01, 2024