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homework

A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.
Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.
by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017
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Homework

Mom "Did you do your homework"
Me " After my phone died"
by R.guetz03 December 5, 2016
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Homework

The Obscurely endless amount of paper and pencil writing that will take you 4-5 hours and you only have an hour until bedtime.

but instead you don't do it and set your clock to 4:50 AM tomorrow and then your alarm rings and you don't wake up

hell is rained upon you when you arrive at school at 8:30 AM
Guy 1: Yo dude I finished all my homework and it took 4 hours!

Guy 2: I didn't do my homework at all! MY ALARM CLOCK IS DONGERS
by hickie the brickie ate a licki December 2, 2018
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Homework

Homework is the WORST fucking thing u can do in UR FREE TIME. U can watch PORN during ur free time but the government forces us do complete 4 FUCKING hours of homework every FUCKING day.
Math teacher: U HAVE FUCKING HOMEWORK TO COMPLETE FOR TOMORROW

Me: Watches porn all night and doesn’t complete homework
by UR MOM GAY LOL XD January 26, 2020
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Homework

H-Half
O-of
M-my
E-energy
W-wasted
O-on
R-Random
K-Knowledge
"What is the definition of homework?"
"Katey."

"HALF . OF . MY . ENERGY . WASTED . ON . RANDOM. KNOWLEDGE.!"
by Kawaiigirl1 April 6, 2020
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Homework

Half Of My Energy wasted On Random Knowledge.
Timmy: i can't even solve this crap. fricking Homework
mom: how is that Homework going son?
Timmy: BULLSHIT!! It's all BULLSHIT!!

someone not in the story: and that is why Homework is BAD.
by YEE my HAW February 6, 2020
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Homework

The worst use of cutting down trees. Similar to anal for children, some love it many hate it.
My teacher gave me lots of homework for the weekend.
by Hi Im GoFku June 10, 2016
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