History Dick

History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.

“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”

“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”

“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”

by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019

Hood History

When you've been having sex with your childhood friends and still are.

My friend stated, you don't have hood history?

by Pashion5 June 24, 2021

history of art

A subject for those who wanted to go to university but had no i terest in studying anything worthwhile.

Oh she studies history of art

by Hershdenmurk May 10, 2018

Browsing History

1) A trace of where you have been on the internet in certain browsers.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.

1) I feel nervous when people look in my browsing history.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.

by nick202007 September 22, 2018

living history

Living history is an activity that incorporates historical reconstructions of every aspect of everyday life into an interactive presentation that seeks to give observers and participants a sense of stepping back in time.

My hobby is living history, where I play an medieval heraut at re-enactment events.

by Stixoyxgkxtjxti January 16, 2017

Canada's History

(Noun) A sex act performed primarily in the continental U.S. which involves the use of a cup, preferably Stanley's, some form of lubricant, generally syrup, and the boney appendages of an idiotic ungulate that is associated with the country upon which the sex act is named after. The act begins by filling the cup with the syrupy goodness that is maple nectar, then pouring it upon a naked U.S. citizen while screaming "were not going to take it!!" Then the two, or 15, individuals involved in the act take the boney appendages, spank each other with them, and commence to get down and dirty (generally moosey style). Can be performed on a ice rink

I can't come into work today I'm too traumatized, we had Canada's History last night.

by jbeatmyfunkmeat February 5, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act so depraved, that it could not be described in detail on cable television. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. It is widely held that the moose antlers are used to sodomize two males simultaneously while they jerk off using maple syrup as lube, and both cum into the Stanley Cup. It is at this time that a third party will drink the semen from the Stanley Cup and gurgle the words: Canada's History. This act was originally created and performed by Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report.

Man, that party was crazy. That part with the Canada's history totally blew my mind, and ruined the party completely. That Steven Colbert guy is sick.

by The Report February 4, 2010