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Happiness Thief

A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.
Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.

"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009
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Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.
Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.
by Tony ramone July 8, 2005
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happiness consultant

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.
by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013
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Happiness In Slavery

A song by the industrial metal group Nine Inch Nails, all credits to Trent Reznor.

TheThe video for Happiness In Slavery features performance artist Bob Flanagan ritualistically washing himself and removing all of his clothing before strapping himself into a machine that subsequently tortures, rapes and kills him. Meanwhile, Trent Reznor watches and screams the lyrics from behind a metal gate, which opens at the end of the video, leaving Trent to enter the room himself. The video was universally banned. All footage in the video was real, except for the final killing of Flanagan, as Flanagan often fought the pain of cystic fibrosis by inflicting malicious damage on his own body.

The song, released only on 12" promotional single and the EP "Fixed" (Otherwise known as Halo 5) was not however released on CD and does therefore not have its own Halo Number. Although promotional CD containing only the track as it appears on the Broken EP was released, this too had no Halo Number
by Lemon Bear May 17, 2006
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Happiness Sombrero

The epitome of joy. The pinnacle of bliss. When you're wearing the Happiness Sombrero nothing can get you down.
Gary had been walking around smiling all day. The Happiness Sombrero was working its magic and Gary was all aglow with joy.
by ToughTom October 30, 2013
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Happiness x tell me

Simply one of the greatest songs by Tory Lanez.
(On my momma.)
Guy 1: "Yo!, what is you listening to??"
Guy2: "Happiness x tell me by Tory Lanez, stop fucking up the rotation and pass me the joint."
by Meetngreet January 2, 2022
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Happiness Sponge

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.
Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.
by Winner :) December 5, 2010
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