Hypocrite

Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.

The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

hypocrite

lying about something you said to make yourself look better

Chloe is very hypocrite

by 123soleil August 29, 2022

hypocrite

Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.

Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*

Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?

by KahsbGdgz January 5, 2020

Hypocrite

Two people called bec and Harry.

Bec and Harry called me bum buddy whilst bumming each other. What hypocrites.

by JDownsyndrome September 26, 2020

Hypocrite

Rachel from Tower of God

Rachel is a fucking Hypocrite man, you know it, we know it.

by Taishu April 27, 2020

Hypocrite

A person who says they don't like to do or say something but the do it say it anyway

David That guy's a retard because he looked back at a cop hate that word but he was

Kevin If you hate the word retard why are you saying it

David Because I just did yes I hate that word but he was a retard

Kevin What a hypocrite

by Boogereater69 February 21, 2021

Hypocrite

A girl usually named Anita or Iris

Iris is such a hypocrite

by John Aaron Smith July 6, 2018