Hairdresser

Minion of Satan. By some even believed to be superior to Satan himself.

Hairdressers attempt to weaken the world by cutting hair off!

by Albert Worsøe April 15, 2006

hairdryer

A rice rocket is a Japanese bike but
now days they are getting a lot quieter
and when they idle they sound like
hairdryers.

Why don't you sell that yellow hairdryer and buy yourself a real bike
like a Harley?

THe new hairdryer he bought really moves but I would still rather a Harley
any day.

by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

Hairdresser

Any person who drives a two seater sports car or similiar, ie TOYOTA MR2 etc.
If the car in question is red and the driver is male, this is even more true.

Have you seen Rundy's new car? He's such a hairdresser.

by AztecLeisure April 27, 2005

Hailedbean

Hailedbean is a word derived from two words; hailed and bean; it originally appeared in microsoft's random name selection when choosing a name upon xbox live. The name appeared most when the person choosing such name enter their desired name in as "I hate Beaners" and in result the random name selection service gave you this. It is actually a simile for douche bag; douche; asshole; cock muncher; dick weed; or stupid flat face butt sniffer.

Get off my lawn you dirty hailedbean.

by OG Hailedbean March 29, 2009

hairydog635

hairydog635 is the hairiest living creature in this world. According to the sources his hair are 168826942072 miles long and he lives on jupiter because his hair is too long for a small planet like earth. He is a handsome and wise dog also known as the hair god. He currently has around 2500 followers on earth and is expected to achieve 1 billion followers by the end of 2030. Scientists believe that he has the biggest cock in the universe and he gets a lot of pussy.

mitchi: yo look i found a long ass hair falling from the sky. It looks like its fake.
ronnie: nah its real, i believe it belongs to lord hairydog635.
mitchi: *cums*

by nickgurr167 January 29, 2022

hatredship

a relationship that is built on mutual resentment and hatred. when you hate the other person but admire how public the mutual hatred is shown

i saw her n we both gave eachother the biggest dicc lookin ass fvuk you known to man kind - we have a hatredship goin on

by juleda April 7, 2023

hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.

"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."

by emthecoed May 2, 2010