Gumfers

A pair of gumboots that have been cut down to ankle height, giving them the appearance of loafers.

It was too hot for gumboots, so Mike (Undies) cut them down into gumfers and wore them on the tractor all summer.

by gravelroad January 18, 2026

Gubernotorious

The state of being a notorious goober or just a silleh and goofeh lil guy in general :3

Yo bro that guy's so gubernotorious

by hewwocolonthree January 24, 2026

Gomberous

Describes a person so sweaty that their body is coated in a thick, sticky layer of condensed perspiration—like human gravy. Often accompanied by a visible sheen, questionable odor, and a complete disregard for airflow.

"Bro, after that 2-hour pickup game in July, Eli was straight-up gomberous—like his shirt had fused with his skin."

by gomber boy July 18, 2025

Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).

Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

GumperJumper

An inflatable jumper half-filled with mentally diagnosed retarded adults, and half-filled with conscious thinking adults, all having sex with the other, with the female partner bouncing as high up and down as they can on the male genitalia.

Morgan: Hey David, Samantha invited me to a GumperJumper tomorrow night, wanna go have sex with some normal people?
David: eughh uhhhhh ergummmm yeth David I wan go thumping with yew.

by PublicToiletLicker August 16, 2025

Gunber

noun
A person, most notably of Generation Alpha is addicted to the popular Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder." They are fond for referencing the game in the comment sections of Youtube and have been known to cause annoyance not only to the Guts and Blackpowder community but in everywhere else.

"Damn, these comments are FILLED with Gunbers!"

by thisuserusclassified.exe October 8, 2025

shumper gumper

A very cute and spoiled kid

Boy that beny myers sure is spoiled and misbehaved.
Yes he does enjoy acting like a shumper gumper.

by kbens March 5, 2012