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Haitian Goodbye

The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.
I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.
by Man/man June 8, 2024
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Western Goodbye

When you are too busy kissing a cowboy to notice what is going on around you.
I was giving a Western goodbye. - EP
by BossyBoi March 13, 2024
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Brazilian goodbye

Similar to the “Irish goodbye” but in addition to leaving the party without saying goodbye you also call the cops on the party
“Fuck those guys. Time to hit the Brazilian goodbye
by Farkus dee March 27, 2024
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Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
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Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.
"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"
by Iqbal Achieve April 8, 2024
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Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone
by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024
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Mormon goodbye

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?
by Cazoli November 25, 2024
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