1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
by glandcyclops February 21, 2009

by Daniel.Crag October 6, 2017

I couldn't sleep because I was worried about finals so I performed the gentleman's lullaby and nodded right off.
by furter9b October 30, 2011

An unwritten agreement between a group of people (usually friends playing a game) to not do something extremely dickish or unfair, no matter how tempting or obvious it may be.
A famous example of a gentleman's agreement is when players would always agree to not use Oddjob in Goldeneye N64, and no one would object.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

A man who is obsessed with masculine fashion and very particular about clothing and accessories including a level of brand awareness traditionally associated with women.
by Dave Nalle January 5, 2018

A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.
Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.
by jfaceman April 28, 2016

A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"
James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.
Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?
James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.
Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?
James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.
by Robolunius Maximus January 28, 2014
