gellin' like a felon eating watermelon

an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.

Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.

by burningking1472 April 7, 2011

galloway bird

When out shooting, when a gun shot in the general area of a passing pheasant, not definitely hitting or missing said pheasant, but the gun claiming the kill after finding a pheasant of any sex or age in the general area that said bird might of landed in as a clean kill.

I definitely shot that pheasant! I don't think you did let's go and look for the Galloway bird .

by WTS2016 December 23, 2016

Gelfond

An inhabitant of Gelfondia, which appears in multiple fictional scenarios and games.

The Gelfonds of Gelfondia are hostile individuals

by ZachTheGr8 December 29, 2017

Gallowboarding

Gallowboarding: when you notice that every gif or photo on the reddit Front Page is a GallowBoob post so you don't want to watch them, but you watch them all anyway because they look interesting, and then notice you lost an hour of time because he managed to get an hour's worth of 15 second gifs on the Front Page.

"fuck, I just got Gallowboarded again. Spent an hour watching every gif on the Front Page only to realize they're all from Gallowboob"

"Gallowboarding is my favorite pasime" - GallowBoob

by N8TheH8ter May 10, 2018

Gallod

To get fucked over

I didn’t have money for the spots sorry. Get gallod

by c Gallo November 23, 2018

gallopingthundercunt

When someone's actions are so bewilderingly idiotic a standard profanity does not cover it.

That dude was being a gallopingthundercunt to that sales assistant.

by Genius Khunt July 13, 2019

Geloo Brain

When you become unexpectedly overwhelmed by the observation of the opposite gender (or gender of romantic interest) and become besotted by them only having known them from one meeting. Admiring someone you have just met platonically but in a romantic way.

Wearing your heart on your sleeve in the most literal sense.

Basically could fall in love with the idea of somebody by idolising them, filling in the blanks which leads to romanticism.

Changing your mind about what you want in a partner everytime you meet someone new, even if you have never suggested so before, based on one girl after one meeting.

Person 1: I just met this girl today, she came in to visit at work, she was so nice. I like extraverted girls.
Person 2: Every girl you have liked previously hasn't been extraverted....
Person 1: Yeah but i liked her. She ticked so many boxes for me.
Person 2: You say this about every girl you meet! You got Geloo Brain!

by Aiviloblue November 28, 2019