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That special person that fate, destiny, the cosmos, has placed on our paths, but not necessarily at the right time or place. The person we most care about--whether we are aware of it or not--the person that most moves us in body, mind, and soul. Dare I say a soul mate. The one special we have to bare the pang and scorn of 1000 years to behold for a fleeting instance in perfect time.
Andy played her voice message, and the volume was set too high. Everyone heard her voice and he blushed. "They all heard your voice" he said, and Ally responded, "tell them I'm your future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life."
by Fuzzypanda May 24, 2014
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Girlfriend Experience

When an escort offers a service more akin to a 'real' relationship rather than just sex. The escort may go with the payer to dinner / the movies etc and engage in conversation, kissing and so forth, before retiring for sex (as what might occur when dating). Men who indulge in such Girlfriend Experiences with escorts are said to be enjoying The Hobby.
It's get the Girlfriend Experience - I don't need to try to impress her - she'll come out with me on the town and later I get garunteed sex. But she is still a prostitute, it costs me." ... "What's the difference between that and when you were going out with my sister?
by RevJ September 17, 2010
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girlfriend without benefits

An extremely close female friend whom you treat like a girlfriend (hugging, jokingly hitting on each other, hanging out all the time), but, for whatever reason, you never get physical.
1: So you two are dating, right?
2: Haha! No, I can see why you'd think that, but she's more like my girlfriend without benefits.

1: Wait, I thought you guys were going out!
2: Oh hells no, I'm (dating someone else/not into him like that/actually gay/whatever). I'm just his girlfriend without benefits.
by RynW November 1, 2009
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sex girlfriend

an ex-girlfriend who is now/still a fuckbuddy; an ex-girlfriend to whom you still make booty-calls.
John: Dude, did you just sleep with Jenny again? I thought you guys broke up last month?

Rob: Yeah, well, I still use her for booty-calls every now and then. She's a sex girlfriend.

John: I see...
by Driscool December 12, 2006
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my ex girlfriend

My ex girlfriend is such a thot every week she gotta new nigga lmfao
by Patrick sea star September 28, 2017
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non girlfriend girlfriend

Its a girl that is virtually a girlfriend in every way shape and form, however the title girlfriend is still lacking.
Paul's moving in with his non girlfriend girlfriend.
by The Jolly One. August 4, 2007
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girlfriend lips

The exact proper puckering of lips and sucking in of cheeks most often used in self-portrait photos taken for Facebook or other social media.

A mobile device is most-often used by the subject of the photo and held at a downward angle. This eliminates any chin and also shows cleavage - both are indicative of girlfriend lips.

The exact purposes for this pose remain unknown, however, among the various motivations: to appear slutty, to attract the lowest common denominator of male, to make oneself appear more thin than is actually the case.
Say there, my brother, indeed, it is difficult to discern the attractiveness level of these bitches seeing as how they all pose with the girlfriend lips.

All of the chicks on my Facebook do the girlfriend lips in their picture. Why don't I ever see them do that in real life.
by J-Nu May 8, 2011
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