National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.

Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess

by Alucardious August 31, 2025

Fuck The Eclipse Day

after one day and after the eclipse has ended you can bully people who is a fanboy of tds umbra or cosplay as her or has a pfp of her this lasts for 2 days

guy:Hey dude its Fuck The Eclipse Day lets go bully umbra fanboys
guy 2:alright dude this is gonna be so much fun!

by idontknowwhattonamethis December 23, 2023

National fuck your crush day

February 26th is this wonderful holiday

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021

Fuck a Femboy Day

On July 25th it is national fuck a femboy day. A date in which all femboys are granted a pass to have sex with anyone as long as they consent.

Guy 1: "dude tomorrow is fuck a femboy day"

Femboy: "I cant wait UwU"

by dfgggfdgfddfg July 25, 2023

Fuck a Protogen day

On October 6th it is Fuck a Protogen day; A day where if you know any protogen, You can fuck them.

Person: Hey (Protogen), you know what today is..?
Protogen: What.
Person: Its Fuck a Protogen day...
Protogen: FUCK

by ThatShadowyProtogen October 5, 2023

Gay as fuck day

Be as gay as you want to be on this day, and no one can say anything. You can suck your bro's dick and its normal.

Your welcome boys

"Hey its GAY as FUCK day. Bendover bro"

by dawasd November 15, 2019

fuck a bear day

A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.

July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?

by Bungoid July 20, 2022