January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

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Fuck the owner day

On April 5th, all members of a discord server have the right to break every rule, and fuck with the owner, on this day the owner is completely powerless, and has to watch the fuckery being committed

You cant ban me, its the Fuck the owner day, you cant do anything against me

by Foxi17 April 5, 2023

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Fuck a furry day

It is were you fuck a furry girl on April 10

The day is fuck a furry day

by semja9 May 1, 2023

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National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck

National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”

by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023

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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

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