father figure

a figure who acts like a male parent those without one are mostly roasted and called "fatherless"

your a cowboys fan get a father figure before talking

by lolyourtrash March 8, 2023

jaktion figures

The proper term for playing with soyjak characters on the internet.

"THEY'RE JAKTION FIGURES! NOT DOLLJAKS!"

by guest456546 November 29, 2024

father figure

Holding 4 fingers up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

Figure it out

I'm glad you're finally ready to admit that you're just trying to torture me by trying to get me to solve a null-proposition while I sit here and die from whatever is causing the pressure in my skull.

A fucking retard "Figure it out."

Hym "There's nothing to figure out so if you don't stop harassing me I'm going to murder as many kids as possible."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021

I'll figure it out

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa...

Hym "Guys. Guys. You have to consider the FACT that the guy saying 'I'll figure it out' COULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT I DID IN A MILLION-BILLION YEARS. Really! You're cheating off my homework and then deluding yourself into believing that YOU are the one doing that."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2025

figure of 8

When one undresses and drops their pants, underwear or shorts in such a manner, that the clothing lies on the floor to resemble the letter 8. Commonly seen when one is in a hurry or with lazy fat individuals.

"My brother doesn't need a laundry basket, he's mastered the figure of 8"

by Aatif Ansari January 24, 2009